Senior Texting

WebMagic Strategic Marketing

Wanted to share these senior guidelines with you in case I ever learn to text. I love them!!  BJB

Subject: Fwd: Senior Texting

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Fainted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing, My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROTFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To

WTP: Where's The Prunes?